Enrique and "The Butter"

Wednesday, September 22, 2004:

It is truly "Amazing!"
Yes, it is true. I recently did get sucked into the Amazing Race. And quickly saw that Collin is the biggest jerky jerk ever. Honestly. I know everyone was all in bundle about Chip and Kim and how they yielded, and then lied about the flag thingy, but seriously....it is a game, people, and they played it well! I would have done the same thing. Your not there to make friends; your there to win a freakin' million dollars! And stupid Collin, acting all cocky all the time as if he was God's gift to the Amazing Race, when in fact, I found him ugly. I also enjoyed Christie's comment last night about how "there is no one she would rather spend the rest of her life with." Uh, are you kidding me? I would rather end up a spinster living with 10 cats then be married to that junk. I also really enjoyed Chip's comment "It's on like Donkey Kong!" That is great. I am always trying to scare up new phrases to incorporate into my daily life.
I wish I had more friends to read this blobby, because, darn, am I great or what??

Heather // 9:52 AM
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Monday, September 20, 2004:

Why I May or May Not Fly Again
So, I have suddenly realized that I have gone on 5 "airplane" trips in the past 5 months. Me a busy bee. As you can see from a previous post, I had what I thought to be a horrifying experience with turbulence on the plane. That story was outdone by my past trip this past weekend when going to Norfolk/Virginia Beach, VA on Friday during the freaking' hurricane! The first leg of my trip was fairly uneventful. Not the case on the second flight. Yeah, I have never been on a plane shaking so much, and not only that, they had to tell the stewardesses to sit down and stop dishing out our free drinks because the turbulence was so bad. It was like some ride at Great America gone bad. Of course, I started panicking. It's what I do best on planes, I have decided. I know it's turbulence, but the realization that this was part of Hurricane Ivan, and that I could see lightening bolts was enough to scare me into a panic attack. Lucky for all of us, the plane did not crash.
I was also thinking the other night, when I was trying to fall asleep...what if I just had a random brain aneurysm? Not sure why this thought came to me, but I think I am a hypochondriac.

Heather // 1:56 PM
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