Enrique and "The Butter"

Wednesday, March 31, 2004:

The Time Has Come

to make a new addition to blobby! How I've missed it. Okay, so not really considering I can count on one hand how many people actually read this.

Let us take a trip back to the most fabulous date of the year-March 19th! It is fabulous b/c it was my birthday! Okay, so it really wasn't that great. The highlight was when I got hit on by a 29 year old married with child. At least he did tell me this startling information, right? That's a good sign. Or not. I did get a free drink out of him, and that's all that really matters, right?

Let me go even farther back to March 18th. The day after St.Patrick' Day. I decided it would be a good idea to fill up my gas tank on the way to work since it had been on empty for quite awhile. As I am pulling into the gas station, my car goes completely psychotic. Literally. Ever want to know what happens to your car when it runs out of gas? Yep, you can ask me now. Lights start flashing, the breaks go out, it was wild I tell you. I, of course, completely freaked out, took it to the dealership cuz I wasn't sure if my car was going crazy b/c I was stupid or if there was a serious problem. Turns out, it was my fault. E means "Empty" not "Enough" as my Dad told me later that night, laughing hysterically.

These are my stories. This is my life.

Lastly. One great big ol' shoutout to Clare and Theresa who share a birthday today!! Although they don't know eathother, they will meet in spirits.

Heather // 10:33 AM
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