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Enrique and "The Butter"

Thursday, January 15, 2004:

Me=Cave Woman!??

I have come to the conclusion that my mouth must be structured around cave women. Let me back track—I am getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow, and was trying to figure out why we even HAD wisdom teeth since we obviously don’t use them anymore. The only reasonable explanation is that cave women had them to knaw on meats and other food-like objects. I know this theory may have been floating around before, but I really think that I have a lot in common with cave women. I would very much like to keep my wisdom teeth as I do enjoy knowing on things. I also would like to keep them since my wisdom teeth have never came in. Therefore, they are still impacted in my gums, and I just think they would be much happier there than being yanked horribly out of my mouth. They obviously don’t want to come out since they are still hiding. This makes perfect sense to me, yet somehow my orthopedic surgeon is not really agreeing with that.
But then I wonder, what if something were to go wrong? What if I am addicted to anesthesia and slip into a coma and die? What if the Novocain doesn’t work and I can feel them stripping my mouth of my wisdom teeth?


Heather // 11:26 AM
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