Enrique and "The Butter"

Sunday, June 01, 2003:

WHERE IS THE MOLE?
To all my truly devoted Enrique fans out there-EXACTLY where is my beloved's mole? Yes, I have seen the pictures and have heard the stories...to my sadness...IT IS GONE. Gone, like not on his face anymore, like it was SURGICALLY REMOVED(or possibly knawed off by his skank woman Anna Kourankova). This is a sad day in the lives of Enrique fans. Us true fans knew the mole was a part of what made him sexy and I actually liked the mole. If I was his girl, I would have carressed it with such tenderness....it could have been precious and few moments we TOO can share...
Guess what..What? you ask...I bought the Firestone wine! Yes, my reality tv addiction has gone to extremes. I am going to try it soon, so I will be sure to give an update as soon as one becomes available.
I have another job. Just call me "Heather Hopper"-(remember her from the orignal cast of Saved by the Bell? I do. She had brown hair like me). Now I have a long-term project in which I wear a headset and answer questions for the Pepsi Bottling Group Career Support Center and conduct phone interviews. I get people that call me from Wichitaaaa, KS(they drag out there a's at the end of Wichita when they say it) looking for jobs in the wharehouse. Really, the people who call me aren't exactly the most educated, you could say. No joke-this woman actually had me put down for her education that included massage school and bartending school. I wanted to laugh into the phone, but then I realized with a sort of strange sadness that she was actually SERIOUS. Yeah, I really feel as though I am putting my college education to some good use.
You could argue that my life has been getting better..sure, 5 months at home already and life is really looking up!

Time to go whip up some whizzer casserole.

Heather // 6:32 PM
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