Enrique and "The Butter"

Tuesday, May 06, 2003:

H Diddy Dawg in the House!
Big news back at the farm...I got a job!! Ha, before you jump up and down in a delirious excitement and fall to the ground in happiness..hear me out. It is part time. It is as an human resource assistant. It is about 35 minutes away. It may or may not lead into full time, permanenet. Everything is up in the air at the moment. I do have my own office in which I have decorated with large lima beans glued to the wall. It makes for interesting converation with my co-workers.

When I left Blue Cross last week, I had a lovely encounter with one of the crazed women whom I had the upmost pleasure of working with. She comes up to my cubbie(which she had never done previously) and goes, rather loudly, "Girl, you TELL them to pay you a whole lotta money, cuz..girl, you CUTE!" I am like,oooookaaayyy you psycho, b/c you think I am cute, they are going to pay me more money? It was really funny though and I was in complete hysterics rolling on the ground to hide my embarrassment.

Veegasss...good times, good times. Loved the town, acutally. Smashing to escape the post-college really crappy world in which I live in. Had a drag show at our hotel. Which leads me to another question-are men who dress in drag gay? B/c I don't know since they seem to stare at the ladies..hmmm, will get back to you on that one.
I think Ryan Secrest is gay. I have come to that conclusion tonite since he wanted Clay to shake his hips one more time? Come on, he sooo wants to do the nasty with him. I also love Reuben. I was having a mild attack when he was in the bottom 2 last week. I think it was a ploy by Fox. How dare they do that to me?? I admit, I tried calling tonite to vote. How patheitc is that?
Off to blow dry my hair in preperation for another round of interviews tommorrow for actual real full time jobs.....
H dawg singing off...

Heather // 8:10 PM
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