Enrique and "The Butter"

Wednesday, April 16, 2003:

Feeling like you need another trip to the bathroom?
I think someone laid an egg or something b/c it smells like someone had some nasty gas, possibly from something they ate at lunch...perhaps they should rethink eating 12 hard-boiled eggs???
I need a mask....Even I can't handle the stench.

Heather // 11:25 AM
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Tuesday, April 15, 2003:

Sip Bacardi like.. Your a Temp...
I figured it was time to update since I went to read Clare's and was welcomed with about 5 extremely long entries which took me hours upon hours to get through since I read them at "work"aka-where I sit in a cubbie and play on the internet when no one is walking by, but when I hear the footsteps of someone, I quickly minimize the screen and look like I am very concentrated on the Excel spreadsheet. If they actually asked me what I was doing, I really would have no idea, but that is totally beside the point, right?
I have to say, I am please to know that friends meausure thier insanity scale based partly on me, with me being one of the highest levels you can be at of acting crazy and insane. At least I know I have made my mark in this world-definetely not the HR world!
I admit it- I am hooked like honey to American Idol-what is up with Blond hoe Kimberly-hello, she really sucks!! But, in the words of the judges-"They enjoy her style"---more like her looks! I love Rueben, but I agree with Simon, he needs to expand a bit. Although I would love to hear him sing the song by the ever-popular Aaron Neville"The look..the feel...cotton.." Yeah, don't laugh, you all know you love that song!
Sitting at work in my cubbie, silently listening to the women around me is quite hilarious. On Friday, 2 of the women were fighting, and I was standing by the copier ready to bust out laughing, it was really damn funny. A few excerpts---"Maria, don't even fuc@#ing start with me.!!." (Maria's retort being-).".Arlene, you need to take a chill pill!!!" Chill pill?? Uh, hello, wasn't that cool about..okay, you know, it NEVER was cool to say that? And today, this woman who sits in the cubbie across from me goes "Girl, I don't trust no cops, shoot, that why I have my own gun!" I am like, great, I sit next to a woman who openly admits she owns a gun and probably brings it to work. This woman is a time bomb..tick ...tick..tick.. And you all realize that I am the perfect person to set the damn thing off!
Wednesday will bring the Bachelor-I think he is not very attractive, but the funniest thing is how that stupid girl from WI is a flippn' local celebrity here! She has her own "spotlight" on one of the tv channels every Wed. so Milwaukee can "get to know her better." I honestly don't feel like getting to know her better. But I still like the Bachelor. I also like Liz, although at the end when the world watched in sick anticipation whether or not she would get a rose and she kept biting her lip, she seemed like she might have psycho tendacies-need I remind everyone of the horror of the beauty queen from Idaho from the last Bachelor-yeah, she even scared me.
Lastly, as I end for the evening, I would like to say that I had a mucho good time in EC a couple of weeks ago (minus spilling the second Long Island at the bar and pretending that someone "bumped" me). It was great seeing all the crazy cats in EC and Shasta!!! Love ya!
H E A T H E R

Heather // 8:08 PM
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